If the saying “it’s not easy being green” is true, then it must be doubly difficult being green and chinless. Luckily, this amphibious superstar has ridden on the successful side of natural selection and become one of the most widely recognized faces in the world. He’s even got a girlfriend who proves skin and bones ladies are not the ideal manifestation of feminine grace and beauty. So here’s to you, Kermit, our Chinless Man Frog of the Day!

Oft, I find myself wandering back to the pretentious personage that is Steve Coogan. Known for his rapid fire wit and snarky impersonations of world famous journalists, Coogan has quickly climbed the ranks of Brit Theatrics as an ace performer who is steadily winning over audiences stateside (granted he aims towards roles of independent academia, but who can fault him that wonderful habit?). Thusly, with a crown full of Shandyisms and fingers up in the “coog” I dub todays honors to Steve Coogan: The Chinless Man of the Day.

BONUS CHINLESS MEN

John Simm first danced his bad chinless self into my heart to the tune of the Scissor Sisters and if the most recent Doctor Who Christmas Special is any indicator he’s going to be shaking that British tush in my fantasies for a long time to come. But why stop there? Life on Mars, 24 Hour Party People, and Spaced only aid in solidifying his status as our last Chinless Man of 2009. Well played, The Master, well played.